Friday, April 25, 2008

Seriously trying.

I am seriously trying not to pay any attention to the stupidity of people anymore. Seriously trying. But I fail spectacularly.

First of all, my lower back is killing me. I have been doing all the wrong things, not physically, but there are quite a few things that can cause physical pain although they are not causing any physical strain. And believe me, I am not referring to sex. :-)

Secondly, I am the first to admit I am opinionated. Opinionated as fuck, to be more precise. This is why I do not converse with strangers most of the time, because when they start blurting out racistic, homophobic or just plainly stupid opinions that they label "arguments" I want to kick them hard enough to make them spit their balls out. I do not have the patience to explain to them WHY they are stupid. I just want them gone from my view ASAP, and usually to make this happen I just start screaming obscenities. This happened a couple of days ago. Again.

Someone came to my work and unfortunately, we started a conversation related to gay people. He said, "I do not have a problem with them", which is the usual openminded-my-arse cover everyone uses to avoid being called a homophobe, "but one of them is staying in my building. And if I have a kid, what then? If he or she sees two men kissing, what then?"

Right you are, fella. If he or she sees that sight unfolding in front of them, the gay virus will immediately enter them through their innocent eyes. Those two men will get their gayness all over your poor kid and then it will be the end. You kid will become immediately gay. Next step will be to shave her head if it is a girl, let her armpits unshaved till they look like the hairstyle of the singer from Tokio Hotel, and buy herself a tank and a box of multicoloured strap-ons. Or if it is a boy, he will shave his legs, wear one of his mother's dresses (preferably a fuscia red one), pierce his ding dong and go out to satisfy his endless craving for you-know-what kind of meat. Nice, isn't it? Going through all the trouble and expences of reproducing because you need an empty canvas to fill with your complexes and stupidity, and that kid *squeeeeal!* turning out gay. Oh, the horror! Oh, the disappointment! I suppose that when you fuck your wife in missionary position a little voice tells you that you have signed a contract with God and your child will be "normal". Perhaps gay people come out when you fuck doggy style. You should check that too. One can never be too careful with these things.

Question number one: If your son sees two women kissing, is that okay? Because I have noticed that I see a lot of -supposed- lesbian couples in those magazines you buy because you are such a hard, uncompromised, manly man. I suppose this doesn't count. Forgive me. How stupid of me...

Question number two: If your kid never sees two men kissing and he or she still turns out gay, what then? Who's to blame? Who's to burn on that stake you have prepared already? Maybe your kid?

Needless to say, I told him that I hope a meteorite lands in Greece and eradicates the population, because they (Greek men) are homophobic, racist, religion-obsessed fuckwits. :-) Now go on and blame me for that.

1 comment:

Bruno said...

Well, by reading this post, I just laughed out loud at 3 a.m. with the threat of waking up my neighboor which belongs to the mafia (?). The other night, he hited the wall just because I was singing... Goddammit!
Anyway, I am not here writing ti wander in my thoughts, neither in my ideas. I am here to tell you that I just LOLed while I was reading your sarcastical posting. It woke something inside of me, it hitted me like a joke directed to me.
Like I do to the most of people, I told you I am bisexual, but I m gay and I know the feeling of being hitted by the preconcept of gay people, of the gothic people, of the weirdos, bla bla bla. Anyway, like an old phrase says "You laugh because I am different. I laugh because you're all the same".
Yeah, there are some places where men (and many women too) are so homophobic. I eard on news today, that the leader of portuguese skinheads have been unleashed from jail... He has being judged from racial and homophobic violence and my ex-girlfriend said that her week started well because of that. I respect her decision of joining the skinheads faction, but do not ask me to like it. I hate those people which follows some violent rules, just because of the tohers' difference.
Well, it seems it's time for people tomake-up their minds and see that the world changed and they can't do anything against changing, it's only natural and they can't change it. Anyway, fortunatelly, there isn't anyone with such a great power of concvincing people like Hitler nowadays, or we could hava third world war... Remember that the second great war was because of Hitler's racism... Oh, well...