This wonder of wonders is Louse. She is small, cute, stubborn and the Queen of mucus. This is why she is presently on my bed, on a small heating mat and on antibiotics. She was in the garden of my building, but she is too small to be able to survive winter outdoors. She got sick on top of that. Meh. Need I explain more? I think I don't. Wish me luck. I hope to find a home for her.
This was supposed to be a funny entry on tarot reading. I am not sure I can be funny at the moment. I can try.
As you may or may not know, I read tarot cards. I do readings for myself, my mother and some close friends. This isn't an entry for advice on reading. There are countless books and online sources on how to do it. I'm sure I don't have something new to add. I can tell you how I do it for the laughs though.
I always light a candle before reading cards. Fire and salt are the most ancient ways of purification. If you have some incense to burn, do that too. Fire keeps evil at bay, incense binds itself with the positive ions of the air and takes them out of the room if you have a window open. So don't be lazy, burn incense if you have it. It does what it says on the label.
Next thing on the menu. Interpretation. I have this special relationship with my cards. I talk to them. Sometimes it works.
"What on earth do you mean?"
"Piss off! Don't act like you don't know!"
"Oh, that's reeeeaaally helpful now, reeeaaally clear, thanks for nothing."
"That's it. One of us here is pulling the other's leg, and you haven't got any."
"Are you on fucking drugs? I mean, seriously, are you?"
(Initially in a sweet voice) "Do you know what you need? Purification by fire. Unless you tell me, I'll use you for kindling, you useless piece of symbolic fluff."
"Oh yes, why don't you give me more people cards, I mean I need advice and I get every person in the tarot plus their close relatives and best friends. I thought this was a reading, but you seem to think it's a blasted wedding! Well let me tell you something, it's not a wedding, it's a funeral. Yours."
"Do you see these scissors? Huh? See them? Wanna take a closer look?"
"Oh for fuck's sake, you have one job."
"Are you giving me the lip now? Is that it? Feeling adventurous today, are we?"
"That's it. I am buying a new deck, and you are going into the spare box, together with the dust bunnies and your useless lazy sisters. Okay, half sisters. That's not the point."
Kidding aside, I've been using tarot cards since 1997. I have a lot of decks, yet this is my standard. It works spectacularly. Sometimes readings just don't work. The cards aren't to blame though.
(Having said that, once I got so mad with a set of clay runes that I pounded them to dust one by one, using a stone. Whoopsie).
|The lousy Louse.|
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