"What do you mean you want to check your Facebook? Surely you can fit us both on your lap while typing on the keyboard!"
Of course, they are not happy that they are BOTH on me, because each would rather have exclusive use of my lap/ boobs. So they are giving each other dirty looks.
Aaaand there is another one on my bed waiting for her turn.
Life isn't boring around here, not ever.
(Those two gray bumps are my boobs.)