Customer, man in his thirties: Hello, uh, do you have any single wet hankies?
Me: Yes, I do. How many would you like?
Customer: Dunno. 3-4 I guess. They are women's stuff.
Me: Keeping your hands clean is women's stuff?
Customer: No, I mean the hankies. I wash my hands.
Me: Oh, I get it. You have a portable sink. Well done. The rest of us will just have to use hankies, I guess.
Prayer: Please Satan, Buddha, Christ, and Spaghetti Monster, I want my next job to involve the general public as little as possible. Lighthouse keeper sounds ideal. Thank you.
ahahahahah, you gave him a great answer! Well done!
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